Has there ever been a single day on this profile where some shit for brains wasn’t trying to destroy me?
I mean, how many times can the same attack happen before peole figure out that I don’t give a fuck, that their outrage makes me laugh, and at time time will I ever be completely ruined and nor will I cease to exist just because some mentally ill shut in has an ax grind with me.
First it was MAGA. Then, somehow I made anti-capitalists mad. Then, only the trans ally people but not actual trans people. Then it was gun owners, white women, and Megadeth fans. Now it’s 11 Black people, and the white women (again), and does anyone else want to get in line?
Like, here’s a pro tip: go fuck yourself.
If your only hobby in life is waking up, snorting a line of seroquil, and looking for someone to take your mental illness and unusually large thighs out on, then you’re a loser.
You’re not a social justice warrior.
You’re not a fighter.
You’re not an ally.
You’re just a failure who went looking for a noble reason to wreck someone else’s life because wrecking your own was already completed the year you dropped out of college to realize your dream of knitting ovenmits and selling 3 of them on Etsy to your own mom.
Or in the case of men, when you decided to take the plunge and buy that 9 string guitar and start that mathematically way-the-fuck-off Animals as Leaders tribute band.
Why you chose me, the last dude on Earth that cares, I have no idea.
What my hope for the future is that all of you who are coming after me get a harsh lesson in life when I’m still here, I laugh at you and you become the subject of my next comedic article.
Please, seek reality.